haha
Take time-off to release stress
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Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
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1. What's your name?
Zafirah Binte Zainal...
2. How heavy r u?
Haha...make a guess peeps...
3. Do u have any nickname?
Zaffywaffy,zaf,firah,irah and more at my sidebar...
4. When was your first love?
when i was young i listen to the radio waiting for my fvourite song...
5. First kiss?
kiss my teddy, when i was small...
6. How tall are u?
1.5m...
7. What handphone you using now?
SOny Ericsson K700i and loving it...
8. Sour, spicy or sweet?
Sweet...
9. What would u do when you are free?
Sleeeeeeeeppppp...
10. Hobbies?
read,surf,chat,crap,movies...
11. Do you club?
Is Malay Language SOciety considered club???...
13. What are ur fav magazines?
none...haha...
14. Are you a drinker?
drinker, drink milo can???...
15. How much money will you bring when u go out?
depends on teh occasion...
16. Car, diamond or money?
money, with money i can buy a car and diamond...
17. What your favourite quote ?
hmm i wonder, why don't you tell me...
18. Coffeebean or starbucks?
60c kopi-O???
19. Where do you stay?
Tanah Merah...
20. What is your favourite food?
Chicken, chicken rice, Hor fun noodles...
22. Chocolate, Sweet or cake?
Chocolate yummies...
23. Any tattoos?
Not of course...
24. Do you dye ur hair?
not yet, maybe if my mum allows...
25. What languages do you speak?
singlish, english, malay, arabic, a lil' of mandarin, japanese, german, french...
26. How many phones in your house?
a total of 5 house phones and 5 handphones, that's excess...
27. How many toilets?
a total of 3 toilet, 3 WC, 3 sinks, bla bla bla...
28. When you are doing your business in the
question not complete...
29. Do you swim?
i don't know how to swim but i know how to play in water...
30. Do you gamble?
NO...
31. What is your favorite sport?
Netball...
32. Love, techno or classical?
lovey dovey...
33. What is your favourite drink?
ice lemon tea...
34. What is your temper?
chilly-chirpy...
35. What kind of person are you?
chubby...
36. What would you wear when you go 2 bed?
sleep-wear...
37. What is the 1st thing to do when you wake up?
roll-out of bed...
38. Do you eat breakfast?
yes...
39. Favorite tv shows?
CSi, hallmark movies, my wife and kids...
40. Who do you want to meet?
someone...
42. Where do you like to go?
DUbai...
43. Do you wear specs?
nopeys...
44. When is your birthday?
24 october, coming take note...
45. Do you buy branded goods?
define branded goods...
46. How many hours do you spend talking on the phone?
depends on whom i'm talking too...
48. If a guy or a lady want to know you as a friend, would you give your number to them?
i'll ask my mother first,muahahaha...
49. Do you watch romantic movies?
of course...
50. Do u watch indian movies?
duh...
51. how many bags do u haf?
uncountable...
52.how many clothes u haf?
too many, haha, untill dunoe what to wear...
53.favourite hangout?
school...
54.how many ex u haf?
one...
55.who do u love?
Allah and His messenger, my family, my friends, my hubby and my cats...
56.anybody in ur heart?
Allah and his messenger, my family, my friends, my hubby and my cats...
57.do u haf pet?
lots of kitty cats...
58. do u bully ur pet?
sometimes,khehehe...
59. do u bath ur pet?
yeapy...
60. wat illness u haf?
asthma and spinal bifida...
61. when is the last time u see doctor?
a few months back...
62. do u have done any operation?
yeap, twice ...
63.how many fren u haf?
many...
64.wat time u sleep?
depends...
65.do u haf bear in ur bed?
yeap lots of them...
66.did any gal/guy give u love present?
yes, my ex and my best friend...
67. do u make love b4?
make love as in make the 'heart-shape' love, yes of course...
68. do u ** *******?
censored, skip, NEXT...
69. do u ***** ****?
censored, skip, NEXT...
70. how many wallet u haf?
co-currently one, before had two...
80. hw may sibling u haf?
one younger brother...
81. r u a les or gay?
NONE, i'm a girl purely...
82. do u haf msn?
yeapies...
83. do u listen to songs?
yeapies...
84. wat do u do before u sleep?
read prayers...
85. how long do u took to make up?
depends on the occasion...
86. wat things do u haf in room?
study table, wardrobe, drawers, bookshelves, treasure chest...
87. do u haf many photos?
manyies...
88. how many computers u haf?
one desktop...
90. he one tat hurt u deeply?
myself...
91. the one tat u truly love?
Allah and His messenger...
92. who u wish to reply tis msg?
unknown...
93. favourite fruit?
apple, kiwi, mango...
94. wat is the size of ur shirt?
depends on the cuttng,ranging from M to XL...
95. wat is ur waistline?
guess...
96.do u haf personal hygience?
stupid qs, cleanliness is part of Islam...
97. who do u hurt the most?
unknown...
98. do u wear ring?
the other day i had this freking feeling of wanting to wear one, so i did, then i kind of stop, now maybe will wear again since there is a necessity but before that need to get a new ring...
99. do you like to play water sport?
would like to try out someday...
100.how u celebrate xmas?
sleep and eat for what want to celebrate, right?
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
1. What's your name?
Zafirah Binte Zainal...
2. How heavy r u?
Haha...make a guess peeps...
3. Do u have any nickname?
Zaffywaffy,zaf,firah,irah and more at my sidebar...
4. When was your first love?
when i was young i listen to the radio waiting for my fvourite song...
5. First kiss?
kiss my teddy, when i was small...
6. How tall are u?
1.5m...
7. What handphone you using now?
SOny Ericsson K700i and loving it...
8. Sour, spicy or sweet?
Sweet...
9. What would u do when you are free?
Sleeeeeeeeppppp...
10. Hobbies?
read,surf,chat,crap,movies...
11. Do you club?
Is Malay Language SOciety considered club???...
13. What are ur fav magazines?
none...haha...
14. Are you a drinker?
drinker, drink milo can???...
15. How much money will you bring when u go out?
depends on teh occasion...
16. Car, diamond or money?
money, with money i can buy a car and diamond...
17. What your favourite quote ?
hmm i wonder, why don't you tell me...
18. Coffeebean or starbucks?
60c kopi-O???
19. Where do you stay?
Tanah Merah...
20. What is your favourite food?
Chicken, chicken rice, Hor fun noodles...
22. Chocolate, Sweet or cake?
Chocolate yummies...
23. Any tattoos?
Not of course...
24. Do you dye ur hair?
not yet, maybe if my mum allows...
25. What languages do you speak?
singlish, english, malay, arabic, a lil' of mandarin, japanese, german, french...
26. How many phones in your house?
a total of 5 house phones and 5 handphones, that's excess...
27. How many toilets?
a total of 3 toilet, 3 WC, 3 sinks, bla bla bla...
28. When you are doing your business in the
question not complete...
29. Do you swim?
i don't know how to swim but i know how to play in water...
30. Do you gamble?
NO...
31. What is your favorite sport?
Netball...
32. Love, techno or classical?
lovey dovey...
33. What is your favourite drink?
ice lemon tea...
34. What is your temper?
chilly-chirpy...
35. What kind of person are you?
chubby...
36. What would you wear when you go 2 bed?
sleep-wear...
37. What is the 1st thing to do when you wake up?
roll-out of bed...
38. Do you eat breakfast?
yes...
39. Favorite tv shows?
CSi, hallmark movies, my wife and kids...
40. Who do you want to meet?
someone...
42. Where do you like to go?
DUbai...
43. Do you wear specs?
nopeys...
44. When is your birthday?
24 october, coming take note...
45. Do you buy branded goods?
define branded goods...
46. How many hours do you spend talking on the phone?
depends on whom i'm talking too...
48. If a guy or a lady want to know you as a friend, would you give your number to them?
i'll ask my mother first,muahahaha...
49. Do you watch romantic movies?
of course...
50. Do u watch indian movies?
duh...
51. how many bags do u haf?
uncountable...
52.how many clothes u haf?
too many, haha, untill dunoe what to wear...
53.favourite hangout?
school...
54.how many ex u haf?
one...
55.who do u love?
Allah and His messenger, my family, my friends, my hubby and my cats...
56.anybody in ur heart?
Allah and his messenger, my family, my friends, my hubby and my cats...
57.do u haf pet?
lots of kitty cats...
58. do u bully ur pet?
sometimes,khehehe...
59. do u bath ur pet?
yeapy...
60. wat illness u haf?
asthma and spinal bifida...
61. when is the last time u see doctor?
a few months back...
62. do u have done any operation?
yeap, twice ...
63.how many fren u haf?
many...
64.wat time u sleep?
depends...
65.do u haf bear in ur bed?
yeap lots of them...
66.did any gal/guy give u love present?
yes, my ex and my best friend...
67. do u make love b4?
make love as in make the 'heart-shape' love, yes of course...
68. do u ** *******?
censored, skip, NEXT...
69. do u ***** ****?
censored, skip, NEXT...
70. how many wallet u haf?
co-currently one, before had two...
80. hw may sibling u haf?
one younger brother...
81. r u a les or gay?
NONE, i'm a girl purely...
82. do u haf msn?
yeapies...
83. do u listen to songs?
yeapies...
84. wat do u do before u sleep?
read prayers...
85. how long do u took to make up?
depends on the occasion...
86. wat things do u haf in room?
study table, wardrobe, drawers, bookshelves, treasure chest...
87. do u haf many photos?
manyies...
88. how many computers u haf?
one desktop...
90. he one tat hurt u deeply?
myself...
91. the one tat u truly love?
Allah and His messenger...
92. who u wish to reply tis msg?
unknown...
93. favourite fruit?
apple, kiwi, mango...
94. wat is the size of ur shirt?
depends on the cuttng,ranging from M to XL...
95. wat is ur waistline?
guess...
96.do u haf personal hygience?
stupid qs, cleanliness is part of Islam...
97. who do u hurt the most?
unknown...
98. do u wear ring?
the other day i had this freking feeling of wanting to wear one, so i did, then i kind of stop, now maybe will wear again since there is a necessity but before that need to get a new ring...
99. do you like to play water sport?
would like to try out someday...
100.how u celebrate xmas?
sleep and eat for what want to celebrate, right?
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